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DonV 11-25-2013 09:33 PM

I do believe that you, Gillie and Sandy are on the same
telepathic link though....

Whew.....let me think about that for a little bit. I misplaced my GFS decoder ring and I'm on my own trying to figure this out with the others telepathically involved. Give me a day or two to work on it.......

However I do like the "Flying Conner" Show at the Carnival. :)

Snookerd 11-25-2013 09:40 PM

Terry-Yes to #1 and #2.....I guess I'm also trying to stay relevant. I've been afflicted since '02 on CSC. This is a great group.....I'm the token guy with younger kids, but enjoy hearing the old salts' stories that keep getting better with age. Welcome aboard!

gofastsandman 11-25-2013 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snookerd (Post 222363)
Terry-Yes to #1 and #2.....I guess I'm also trying to stay relevant. I've been afflicted since '02 on CSC. This is a great group.....I'm the token guy with younger kids, but enjoy hearing the old salts' stories that keep getting better with age. Welcome aboard!

Your sprouts are huge. And proud of you my friend. Think back. How young were you?
You have made many wise considered choices.

Cheers,
US!

DonV 12-12-2013 12:58 PM

Got tired of seeing Sandy's name as the last post.............time for a change:) :)

gofastsandman 12-12-2013 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DonV (Post 222867)
Got tired of seeing Sandy's name as the last post.............time for a change:) :)

Know of any cancelations in Cayman? Do you think Unca Doug`s neighbors would mind if I built a mini motel 4 plex on the beach? Last post is in the on deck circle.

Go Sawx,

Terry England 12-12-2013 10:02 PM

Don, Somebody better stir the Cioppino a little or it's liable to get burned on the bottom! Where's your paddle?

DonV 12-13-2013 04:26 PM

"Do you think Unca Doug`s neighbors would mind if I built a mini motel 4 plex on the beach?"

I don't see why not?!? I mean really.....How much room does a four plex of one man tents with gallon size zip-loc sleeping bags take up? :)

gofastsandman 12-13-2013 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry England (Post 222871)
Don, Somebody better stir the Cioppino a little or it's liable to get burned on the bottom! Where's your paddle?

Bouillabaisse here Terry. Makin` a WayCo country ham for X mas. Ham in Cayman.

Hope my eggs don't get green with envy.

Unca Doug found a place so I wont have to pull a permit for my 4 plex.

Bringing Awesome Fishing Products for a production pow wow.

Terry England 12-13-2013 08:21 PM

"Bouillabaisse,
Green Eggs and Ham"

Sandy, Was Dr. Seuss a Cajun?

gofastsandman 12-13-2013 08:54 PM

He`s from Springfield. Smithers, who is that blithering dolt in sector G14?

NoBones 12-13-2013 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gofastsandman (Post 222883)
He`s from Springfield. Smithers, who is that blithering dolt in sector G14?

Barney ?

Capt Chuck 12-14-2013 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry England (Post 222881)

Sandy, Was Dr. Seuss a Cajun?

Spidercrab is 1 of dem :eek:

gofastsandman 12-14-2013 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoBones (Post 222887)
Barney ?

No Springfield, Ma. The good Doctor was a Sawx fan. I`ll send new batteries.

Free Spidercrab!

Blue_Heron 12-14-2013 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gofastsandman (Post 222890)

Free Spidercrab!

With a purchase of $100 or more.

gofastsandman 12-15-2013 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue_Heron (Post 222891)
With a purchase of $100 or more.

Or less.

Terry England 12-16-2013 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gofastsandman (Post 222916)
Or less.

I hope the NSA, Chinese, Russians or Snowden aren't trying to follow this conversation without a "Pooh Bah" Magic Decoder Ring, otherwise they would assume we were just crazy people who drove around in 40 year old boats....!

DonV 12-17-2013 12:49 PM

"otherwise they would assume we were just crazy people who drove around in 40 year old boats....!"

YEAH??.....and what's wrong with that?? :) :) We're just tryin' to baffle them spying bastards with BS!!!

Terry England 12-17-2013 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonV (Post 222949)
"otherwise they would assume we were just crazy people who drove around in 40 year old boats....!"

YEAH??.....and what's wrong with that?? :) :) We're just tryin' to baffle them spying bastards with BS!!!

Ruskies - "Comrades, it's a clandestine Bolshevik plot....!"
Chinos - "Rut day trauk'in about?"
NSA - "who let the smoke out of the Cray?"
Snowden - "I know, this is one of the reasons I left - please don't
send me back!"

gofastsandman 12-17-2013 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry England (Post 222952)
Ruskies - "Comrades, it's a clandestine Bolshevik plot....!"
Chinos - "Rut day trauk'in about?"
NSA - "who let the smoke out of the Cray?"
Snowden - "I know, this is one of the reasons I left - please don't
send me back!"


Papa: Why was I cremated before I was put on a plane to Langley from E Germany before the wall fell?

Spooky,
GFS

Terry England 12-17-2013 10:03 PM

Spooky,
GFS[/QUOTE]
"I like my Russians White"

Si, me Amigo, Dos Grande Russa Blancos, Por Favor

Founding Padre "Robalo"-erd is going to smack us back in line if we don't get relevant soon, so "Are you providing the bouillabaisse on Saturday night at Long Point and we can all add seafood to it?" There was a picture from the Anclote Gathering with something that had "CSC" cut into the crust. Was that a pie or some kind of I-talian dish? It made me extra mad I missed the Event in November....!

gofastsandman 12-17-2013 10:46 PM

We use food as a weapon. I`m still waiting for that kick ass smoked tuna recipe...

Pierre was not there.

You can eat or add.

Cheers,
GFS

Snookerd 12-17-2013 11:48 PM

Terry-You seem to be chasing after the "bent prop" award even before the event begins! Keep up the good work...........and please stay in good form. "Robalo"-erd must be a real compliment, thank you kind sir.

Terry England 12-18-2013 09:34 PM

[QUOTE=Snookerd;222956]Terry-You seem to be chasing after the "bent prop" award.

Wow, that would be cool. Here are some of my qualifications -
1) I have spent 53 years using the various soil sub-strates of the Eastern Gulf estuaries to not only mathematically reduce the diameter but simultaneously verify if a seriated leading edge would enhance propeller function. This is an ongoing analysis.
2) I have been forcibly escorted out of General Propellor, Admiral Propellor, and C & B Propellor. I just got my first propellor from Ken at Prop Gods. He's very helpful and understanding, so I hope to make it to May or June with him.
3) I "chucked" oyster shells over 25' up in the air one evening "sporting" up the ICW with my 30' T-Craft, because those dang 3208 Cats put out something like 650 Ft. Lbs of torque. It's unbelievable how far you can throw those oyster shells when the turbo is "spooled up".
4) Rounded of to the nearest 10, I have "reshaped" approximately 2,680 props and actually broken one. That was in an airboat and yes - that left a mark...!
Please advise if you would like me to submit any more substantiating data or if you need any witnesses as to my character. The authors of those documents should be out of rehab any day now.
Standing by for further instructions, Sir

Snookerd 12-18-2013 09:44 PM

Uhhh, GFS.....we may just need to send it to Terry now! Qualifications for the bent prop award appear to be in order and then some! All we need is a visual confirmation!?

gofastsandman 12-19-2013 09:42 AM

Moving forward the bent prop award will be rechristened the Terry England Dredge.

Terry England 12-20-2013 06:49 PM

A Dredge.....! My SeaCraft?
Hmmm, Well let's see -
It does have rust stains streaking down the hull.
It Kinda' has a no-skid finish on everything including the dash.
It has scratches through the gel coat, cloth, mat and into the roving.
It usuall smells a little like a stinky dredge with a worn out 671.
It is usually crewed by Crackers, Cajuns and Cubans -
So once again, as we learn in life - the brutal truth is so painful.......


Actually, I guess if I just bolted some tires along the gunwales, I'd be pretty authentic....!

I still wouldn't trade it for a brand new Sea Ray - they look like a "cheese" boat somebody put in the microwave for 15 seconds......!

gofastsandman 12-21-2013 01:40 AM

Ah, the wine and cheese boat. All ships are safe at port, but that is not what they were made for. My boss has a sea ray 32...he is afraid of breaking things. He has hit many channel markers. Yes channel markers. He does not drink much. Scratch head. He thought it was a 36 when he bought her. Twin gassers. Blew one as it overheated.

12k. "They" run her every week at old port cove.
They are your enemy.

Merry x mas,
The Yard

GFS


My neighbors hate me because I smoke them out. Run your damn boat.

wattaway2 12-21-2013 08:33 AM

Terry have. To agree with you can't for the life of me warm up to them know put my as in a cabo and I could be a happy camper ! Fiancé ex was a yacht captain ran a boat called the drum beat for the ex owner of the saints back before they were any good .any way took here to the boat show and fell I loved with the 35 cabo clean and low maintance know IF I was just able to think about one and the ocean access water front home

Terry England 12-21-2013 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gofastsandman (Post 223040)
My boss has a sea ray 32...he is afraid of breaking things. He has hit many channel markers.

Ha! That is the best one yet.....
You don't expect me to believe that GFS has a "boss"...!

Does a Wolverine have a "boss"?,
Does a Sand Tiger have a "boss"? or
Does a Condor have a "boss"?
If you see one of them com'in you better "jump back, Jack!"
Same goes for GFS.
You just got a fine fellow who recognizes and rewards you for your good services rendered AND navigates like a pin ball off the Aids to Navigation!


My neighbors hate me because I smoke them out. Run your damn boat.

People who think you can take a car engine and stand it on end, don't relize the dang motor oil will leak out the bottom crank case seal. Most of 'em never heard of a Homelight 55 for gosh sakes or they wouldn't touch those dang things! Give me a water-cooled chain saw to power a boat anytime! Besides the second best smelling thing at day break is 50 to 1 mix. (Get you mind out of the gutter son, I'm talking about napalm be'in #1....!)

Terry England 12-22-2013 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by wattaway2 (Post 223044)
Terry I have to agree with you. I can't for the life of me warm up to them. Now put my as in a Cabo and I could be a happy camper !

They are cool boats Captain, I thought it was kinda funny that they bought all the last 200 batch of 3208's Cat built just to install in their boats, just because they were not sure how good the French cast Aluminum Block 3116's were going to hold up. They called that one right.
I just don't get the "melted cheese" Euro Style. Sandy's right - they might be OK tied up at the dock at Monaco, Portafino or Barcelona, but you'd look like a dork at Appalachicola, Bookelia or Goodland where the fish'ins good. Plus the guys in white boots would really make fun of you....!
Boats need to look a little "salty" and remember the most basic Rule of Design is that "Form Follows Function". No over grown Flash Gordon Space Ship Carnival Rides for this cracker boy.

gofastsandman 12-22-2013 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry England (Post 223070)
They are cool boats Captain, I thought it was kinda funny that they bought all the last 200 batch of 3208's Cat built just to install in their boats, just because they were not sure how good the French cast Aluminum Block 3116's were going to hold up. They called that one right.
I just don't get the "melted cheese" Euro Style. Sandy's right - they might be OK tied up at the dock at Monaco, Portafino or Barcelona, but you'd look like a dork at Appalachicola, Bookelia or Goodland where the fish'ins good. Plus the guys in white boots would really make fun of you....!
Boats need to look a little "salty" and remember the most basic Rule of Design is that "Form Follows Function". No over grown Flash Gordon Space Ship Carnival Rides for this cracker boy.

NA 3208s are gold, and you may love them.

Terry England 12-22-2013 02:24 PM

GOFASTSANDMAN and WATTAWAYZ,
Please quit dragging us off topic. You guys are like a bad rip current.
Pooh Bah or Snookered are going to be mad and we'll be in Agua Caliente', again.
We' supposed to stay focused on the LONG POINT GATHERING.....!

So .... If I was to show up at the Port Carla Marina in a 27 Seamaster with one of those throaty 320hp - 3208 Cats stuffed in it, twisting a surface wheel via a twin disc gear through one of those Australian Sea Fury drives - - - you'll know I hit the LOTTERY.

(If I show up with the Dredge "Marshtackie" - - - you'll know I didn't!)

gofastsandman 12-22-2013 08:04 PM

Half my posts on CSC are squarely aimed for the ditch.

Traditionally, we start our Spring gathering threads in the Fall. This allows for a Winter of seething simmering of our Northern Brethren. As we post pics in the Spring, they are just about to launch for Summah.

This is then followed by a Spring thread of our Fall gathering, and taunting of the folks on the Cape, with a small covert interruption for Mini Season.

Cheers,
Slacker Air

NoBones 12-22-2013 08:38 PM

Putting all the subliminal dialog aside...
Have you two bone heads made reservations yet ??
Well have yoouuu......:confused:

OK, I thought so! :rolleyes:

gofastsandman 12-22-2013 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoBones (Post 223096)
Putting all the subliminal dialog aside...
Have you two bone heads made reservations yet ??
Well have yoouuu......:confused:

OK, I thought so! :rolleyes:

I will be teaching campfire building at site 75. Again! Bring your furry hat.

Bone and head should never be combined in one of your posts Mr. NoBoner.
Chuck has your new Sears catalog...

Terry England 12-23-2013 09:10 PM

ard
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by NoBones (Post 223096)
Putting all the subliminal dialog aside...
Have you two bone heads made reservations yet ??
Well have yoouuu......:confused:

OK, I thought so! :rolleyes:

Commandeur No Bones,
Au contraire mon frere. Mademoiselle Marsha and I have secured site 70. It is my overriding concern not to place myself too close a proximity to 1) nuclear reactor, 2) a volcano or 3) the Port Carla Marina Tiki Hut. Sometimes a little space is a good thing. I mean they have the band going till 2:30 AM or so and then the garbage truck arrives at 4:30 AM to pick up two or three dumpsters full of empty bottles of Don V's rocket fuel. I'm old and cranky and believe me I need my beauty sleep. Broward County's Ranger Rick has assured me that there are no CSC members on either side of our site, just two locals, a Debbie Wasserman Shultz and a Col. Allen West - so things should be quite peaceful. As a "Be Prepared" Sea Scout, additionally I have contacted one "K-Moose" in Ocala, off line, and have scoured all available data, including that in that in the Offshore Hunter software program to determine the best available dive sites for our bivouac. We have located many "targets of opportunity" in this quest. Something's going to get "harpooned". In the mail today I received both the Army Corps of Engineers and the DEP Maintenance Dredging permits for the Long Pointe basin and surrounding estuary so pretty much everything is in order in my end for the dredge Marshtackie to begin work.

Now since you lucky dogs live in Sunny South Florida and don't understand how the rest of us have to endure the long cold winters up here, you would not comprehend that tonight I have to put my snow shoes on, trudge out to the boat shed, take the bubble wrap off my compass and change the oil to 10 weight "winter oil" so it wouldn't freeze and crack the lens. But no matter what, I am committed to driving though the slush to enjoy the warmth of the sun in May at this CSC event. I just hope I cut enough cords of firewood to get through the winter this year - I don't want to loose any more toes or fingers....!

gofastsandman 12-23-2013 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry England (Post 223139)
Commandeur No Bones,
Au contraire mon frere. Mademoiselle Marsha and I have secured site 70. It is my overriding concern not to place myself too close a proximity to 1) nuclear reactor, 2) a volcano or 3) the Port Carla Marina Tiki Hut. Sometimes a little space is a good thing. I mean they have the band going till 2:30 AM or so and then the garbage truck arrives at 4:30 AM to pick up two or three dumpsters full of empty bottles of Don V's rocket fuel. I'm old and cranky and believe me I need my beauty sleep. Broward County's Ranger Rick has assured me that there are no CSC members on either side of our site, just two locals, a Debbie Wasserman Shultz and a Col. Allen West - so things should be quite peaceful. As a "Be Prepared" Sea Scout, additionally I have contacted one "K-Moose" in Ocala, off line, and have scoured all available data, including that in that in the Offshore Hunter software program to determine the best available dive sites for our bivouac. We have located many "targets of opportunity" in this quest. Something's going to get "harpooned". In the mail today I received both the Army Corps of Engineers and the DEP Maintenance Dredging permits for the Long Pointe basin and surrounding estuary so pretty much everything is in order in my end for the dredge Marshtackie to begin work.

Now since you lucky dogs live in Sunny South Florida and don't understand how the rest of us have to endure the long cold winters up here, you would not comprehend that tonight I have to put my snow shoes on, trudge out to the boat shed, take the bubble wrap off my compass and change the oil to 10 weight "winter oil" so it wouldn't freeze and crack the lens. But no matter what, I am committed to driving though the slush to enjoy the warmth of the sun in May at this CSC event. I just hope I cut enough cords of firewood to get through the winter this year - I don't want to loose any more toes or fingers....!

Rut Roah,

Bien Sur Monsieur! Lesser le bon temps rouller. Pardoner moi , Je ne parley pas francais dupuis mille neuf soicent di set et jai oublier beaucoup.

You only need to learn 2 words to run a yard sale in so fl. Too funny. Watch the big Haitian Mom`s eyes explode. They will bow up, which is even funnier.

Cheers,
Us Chickens.

Terry England 12-23-2013 10:21 PM

Oh, Excue e moi s vo plai,
As the Red Barron said to Snoopy so long ago,
"Meddy Creasmas, Mein Frriennd"

(You have to know both Spanglish and Creolish in SF?? That place gets scarier by the minute!!)

Blue_Heron 12-23-2013 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gofastsandman (Post 223147)

Bien Sur Monsieur! Lesser le bon temps rouller. Pardoner moi , Je ne parley pas francais dupuis mille neuf soicent di set et jai oublier beaucoup.

Us Chickens.

Translation:

Well on Sir! Lesser the good time rouller. Pardoner me , I do parley not french Dupuis thousand nine soicent di set and Jha forgetting much


I guess I'm going to have to start putting my waders on before I check this thread. It's getting deep.

NoBones 12-23-2013 11:19 PM

Dave,

What we have here is one of the those reality shows in the making!!!

You are now entering the "Twilight Zone" .....:eek:


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