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Son in law wants my Seacraft!
Help my son inlaw seems to think that I can't use three boats at the same time and should sell him my Sceptre! You know the story, Dad it will be in the family, your grandson will learn to fish, you can come with us anytime you want etc etc. It's bad enough he's been doing my daughter but my boat too! What's next can I take your dogs hunting? I'd kick the sh-t out of him if he wasn't 6'3" and a local cop. (he dont know how lucky he is.) Of course my daughter (the ungratfull snipe) is encouraging him. Help what should I do? He be after my beer next! Scotty.
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This is the funniest and best post yet! I'm dieing! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]Is that going to be me in 20 years? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
I think I would have to take my lumps and put a lock on the fridge. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] |
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FXRSCOTTY - I too think this is the best post I have ever seen online. I am trying to contain myself here.
As for your situation....that rough. You can hide the Sceptre down here in RI if you need a hiding place. |
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Classic SeaCraft Sceptre...... $25,000.00
Fuel for a day of fishing..... $100.00 Beer..... $40.00 Son-in-law doing my daughter... priceless ROTFLMAO This has to be one of the all time funniest posts I have seen! |
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Buy him a boat and snoopy rod for Christmas!
Don't forget the cuddy cabin [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
Re: Son in law wants my Seacraft!
Scotty
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I'd wait till he was asleep and rub peanut butter on both his shinns and let the two Springer Spaniels of yours do the "Mississippi Leg Hound Mumba" on him until he promises to wax all three boats http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...e/MrT_anim.gif |
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Scotty - well put. I'll be happy if my (future) son in law wants my SeaCraft. That won't be anywhere near as expensive as my daughter. And much less "vocal"...
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Scotty - that is absolutely hilarious!! He's a 6'3" cop huh? Maybe give him the boat in exchange for continued "protection". [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] |
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Tell him you would have to check out the market value at a " unbiased " source ( yeah right !!!) Then , we'll blow it our for you ! Or, have him sign some sort of marriage 'nuptial agreement'. If he goes the boat stays ! Lastly, just tell him " it ain't for sale " ! Unless of course, he's a really good, conscience guy who is handy or has a lot of spare $$$ - then maybe you could feel good about passing the torch ( still go for the nuptial thing of course ) [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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LMAO!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Capt. chuck I like your idea best! What brand of peanut butter is best? Smooth or chunky? (I dont want no vet bills too!) Scotty.
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ttt
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Holy crap thats funny. Glad this came back up. What is the rest of the story?
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Yeah I thought so too.
Don't know? FXR hasn't been around in awhile. This's still one of the funniest dam thread's that I can recall. :D |
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I know some people if you need the problem handled. I think I'd part with my daughter(if I had one lol and throw in the wife to boot) before I'd part with my Seacraft. LOL j/k Great Post!
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Take my daughter, please! I'll give you a choice of a 23CC, 20CC or 20 Seafari. There's a 2 year waiting period. She's 16...
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Shoot, give him the boat. Make him keep the daughter, and make him promise all sorts of other things, too, like free food and beer on all fishing trips. Make him put it in writing. Then "take him" fishing on his own boat. Frequently. :cool:
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Guys, now, don't be offering up your daughters....
I'm single, and I've already got the boat... :D |
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