How to restore our country to greatness.
 

In the highest regard ,I submit a modest proposal.

We the people of this once great land exercise our constitutional rights. We all take 2 weeks off and march on our respective state capitals and take our country back by force. Bring all of your guns as many will need to be suitably armed and trained along the way. There will not be a great worry of a repeat of Kent State as the National Guard is is not presently in the nation. Our elected officials will be asked to leave. Any special intesest groups and lobbyists will be tarred and feathered and sent to Boston and housed. On the 4th of July they will be dumped into Boston Harbor and provided with PFD`s and small funnels to catch rain water.

We will then march on Washington and do the same.
The President V.P, and Congress will be replaced by Monthly "national" town meetings online. We the people will choose our destiny.

Here is my proposal for a new political landscape.
Trayder- Secretary of State. Don`t forget the paypal.
NoBones- Dept. of Defense
Cap`t Chuck- Homeland Security
Bushwacker- Head of NASA
Island Trader/ 3rdDay-Historical Preservation
65 Bowrider- Dept. of Education
Skipper Tee- Alternative Energy Czar
Snookered- Head of Fox News
Five-O Chief of the FBI { natch}
FdHeld- Immigration
Nat Chalkey and CsickNick- ICAT
Fellowship-H.M.S.
BigLew- Commish of major league baseball. Go Sox heheheh
PeterB- President of the Polar Bear Club
Strick- Chairman of the AMA, and tort reform
FatherFr- Health Care Czar
Give it back to the church where it belongs. They don`t pay taxes anyway. :o Let big Insurance and Pharmaceuticals try and fight the church. We will pay for our coverage with donations. We already pay for it now, so why not.Either way we pay.
BigShrimpin- Dept. of Public Works
Spidercrab- Head of the CIA and Ambassador to Tasmania
BitsaMonkey- Chairman of the Jacques Cousteau Society
EggSuckingDog- Chief of the Humane Society
BriGuy- FEMA
Gillie- ATF
HermCo- Minister of Fine Art
Finny- need some help here
lost2a6-President Fountain Power boats
Apologies to those whom I have omitted.
And let us not forget mikeym...............
hazardous materials disposal "technician"

Merry Christmas
GFS
Feel free to nominate others. :cool:

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I'm speechless.... ;)
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I second the motion and nominate you Sandy as the
Czar of Czar's!
Call for the question.........
The floor is open to comment.

Go ahead make my day!!! :eek:

Ho Ho Ho, Ken

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"BigLew- Commish of major league baseball. Go Sox heheheh" - Best Job of the bunch! Thanks GFS.

Change the Title to Commissioner of Professional Sports, and I'm in!! First rule change is that if you break the rules or are convicted of a crime- you're out. Tell the wife, tell the girlfriend, tell the kids (legit and not) the gravy train is over! Go make a living somewhere else.

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Is that White Sox? Did not know Seacrafts traversed the Great Lakes!

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I am also speechless.............and humbled!!!!

However unlike Mr. J. Edgar Hoover there ain't gonna be no gays in the FBI if I'm in charge. In addition, Spiderman would also be excellent in charge of our country's mental health care system.

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Sorry.......Mr. Spidercrab.

"Spidercrab- Head of the CIA and Ambassador to Tasmania"

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Ken, I gotta get me one of those monkeys .

BigLew- Sports Czar

Don, I don`t think anyone wants to see you in pumps and a Boa.

Ron, there are some SC`s on the lakes, but I`m from the Cape.

A lotta action on bios today, hope the real FBI has a sense of humor. :eek:
GFS

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GFS,

NOW you're talking!!!!!!!

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can i be the lifeguard at the gene pool -----we definatly need one

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FYI,

Read Michael Crichton's recent book, "Next"; a story based largely on fact that human (as well as others) gene sequences can be patented by entities (corporations, governments or individuals) that are not the source of the gene sequence itself. This simply means that OUR own genes and their sequences can be patented and controlled by others and thus be beyond our legal personal control.

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Castalot- Chief Lifeguard at the gene pool.

If you are unhappy with your appointment feel free to change it or declare your own.
This is supposed to be whimsical, entertaining , and educational.
Cheers,
GFS

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Truly humbled by such an honorable assignment. I pray that in my tenure at the ATF I may provide service to my country to the ends of restoring her to greatness. I humbly accept the role, and present these early considerations:

1. http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...es/atfsign.jpg


2. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1885966/gun_control

:D :D :D

Honorably Yours,
McGillicuddy

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We have a neighborhood store called "The Corner Store".
Everything a Redneck Yankee could ever need. The Mayor tried to declare marshall law and shut down beer sales after Wilma. Funniest Mexican standoff I`ve ever seen. The Owner sold most of the Sherrifs their sidearms, and they had to step in and tell the City force to stand down, because they had no authority to do so.
GFS
I don`t always drink beer....

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If that's the Corner Store off Southern Blvd, I know it! (Should I admit that?) :eek:

Seriously, I was born in WPB and and raised in Lake Worth. I grew up living in the only house in Lake Worth north of 6th Ave N. to survive the '28 hurricane. My grandfather built it in '25. (in 1943 during WW2, he also built a house in Miami that later was the only house for 3 miles around to survive Andrew in'92)

I remember when they put in I-95, and we all said, "What the heck are they doin' putting that new highway way out west of town?" Of course, the "metropolitan" WPB area back then, from Lake Park to Lantana, and out to Green Acres, had all of 33,000 people. The speed limit on Jog Rd and Military Trail was mostly 60 or 70 mph back then, except around Forest Hill Blvd and Lake Worth Rd.

And you could drive from Okeechobee Rd in WPB to SR 826 in N. Miami on US441 with the hammer down all the way, and you only had to slow down from the posted limit of 70 mph once: at Tamarac where the speed limit dropped to 35 mph with no warning. (Although there were 3 other stop lights: Lake Worth Rd, Glades Rd, and SR 84.)

Damn, I'm getting old. :(

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We`re all getting older Father. I keep waiting for somone to try to rob that store. Not sure who packs more heat, the guys behind the counter, or the guys in the trucks pulling in for live shrimp and a new Trinidad.
Their bumper sticker reads " I`ve spent most of my life fishing, the rest has been wasted".
Hard to believe 95 stopped at PGA. Five lanes now and 441 looks like Orlando. 6th ave so. gets featured on "Cops" now.
Did your L.W. house have two Banyan trees in the front yard?

Cheers,
GFS

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I would be honored. :D :D

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OK!
Now that we have our patriots in place, when do
we convene? :) :cool:
I see a SeaCraft Tea Party in the making.....
But what about Capt Chuck with Homeland Stupidity
and Snookie with Fox off of Time Warner Cable?? :eek:

God Bless America, Ken

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Wait a minute, Where is Finney?

Maybe Secretary of Frivolity and Entertainment and All General Mischief?

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Man No love lol How about Game and fish commission or Adult entertainment Czar? :D

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Sorry for the slight Ryan.
Ryan- Director of N.M.S.F.
May your box always be full and tight, and I know it usually is.
GFS

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Sandy

You're killing me!!!!! :o I'm thinking a FBI investigation is in order!!

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Oh No!
I`m apointing people who may investigate me?

Not so fast there Sandman....

Don`t make me call in my dimes at Langley.
Cheers,
GFS

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Stopped at PGA? I remember when it didn't exist at all!! Then it ran from Southern to PB Lakes, and from Blue Heron to PGA with nothing in between. We used to drag race from PB Lakes to Okeechobee blvd before the highway was opened :D

The house I grew up in was at 307 Dartmouth Dr., (now called Worthmore Rd.) All the giant trees we had are gone now. My aunt across the street at 300 Dartmouth had two huge banyan trees and a huge mango. Her house was rebuilt in '29 after the 'cane. My family owned most of the property on both sides of the street for both blocks between Dixie and Federal when I was a kid. My grandfather was the developer for the whole "College Park" neighborhood in Lake Worth, from 19th Av N, north to the LW Canal, and from Dixie east to the Intracoastal. He used to keep his 43' Rybovich at the old Lake Worth Yacht Basin, right at Dixie Hwy and the canal, before the big locks were put in. The marina ran all the way from Dixie to Federal on the south side of the canal. I grew up running around on and fishing those docks and swimming with the manatees in the canal. I was there when Jacques Cousteau came and shot video of us kids riding the manatees for his TV special. TV star at 8 yrs old. :cool:

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GFS-
Thanks for the Holiday Cheer!! As the Head of Fox News.........I say, double the ALL FEES to any company that opposes the core beliefs of my PROUD, FREEDOM - LOVING FOX NEWS STAFF! And...........I promise to create a FAKE rumor that all SeaCrafts are made of hazardous materials and are required to be collected at strategic locations for safe removal. Then, after all boats are collected, have all CSC members come pick them up! Later I will reverse the story and blame Al Gore.. :o :o :o :D :D

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Snookerd,

Now that's a climate change policy I can live with! Think of all the cool guys with their cool SeaCrafts running flat out cooling all that air which is always blowing on-shore. There has to be at least a degree of cooling in that bunch; Ahummm...THIS bunch!

If not all that, I can still get behind putting traditional values back in fashion.

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Here, here, for traditional values!

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Now that`s fair and balanced!
We have many well established recycling centers. The "trade ins" will be compensated by the cash for plunkers program.
Hey, if we are to pay we should be compensated. I`m still waiting for my stock certificates for my current investments. All hull trades will be marked with F.L. yellow gps coordinates and the motors will be "disabled" and sent to the recycling centers for distribution. All 2 strokes and diesels will be painted Gore green prior to release.
Cheers,
GFS