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jorgeinmiami

10-06-2014 04:45 PM

Why Boats are better the women

1. Boats last longer.
2. Boats don't have parents.
3. Boats never get headaches.
4. Boat's curves never sag.
5. Boats don't care if you have a beer while you ride them.
6. Boats never ask "Does this make me look fat?"
7. Your boat doesn't get mad at you if you look at other boats.
8. You don't have to deal with preachers and blood tests to register your boat.
9. If you say bad things to your boat you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
no offence meant to the women....but hopefully we got your attention :-P

Islandtrader

10-07-2014 07:57 AM

Boats and Women...One thing that is the same...

They both cost a lot of money to ride and to maintain...LOL

bigeasy1

10-07-2014 11:11 AM

I can remember a time when I almost sold my boat(not a Seacraft) for a woman I was dating.She wanted a Corvette.
fortunantely,I came to my senses and ditched her.I did sell that boat however and bought a bigger one(boat not woman).

Unlike a woman,If my boat could talk,I doubt it would ask,
"What are you thinking right now?".

I,however do talk to my boat. Many times when the fishing is slow,I'll pat her gently and say "c'mon girl bring us to the fish" It actually works every so often.

FLexpat

10-07-2014 11:26 AM

It was explained to me a long time ago as 'pay to play';

If it flies, floats, or f...s it's gonna cost you. A lot.

BigLew

10-07-2014 01:49 PM

I learned it as, "If flys, floats or f***s, RENT it!"

NoBones

10-07-2014 04:16 PM

The old Boot Hill Saloon in Daytona had a bumper sticker that said:

"If has tits or wheels, sooner or later it is bound to give you trouble" :eek:

gofastsandman

10-07-2014 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoBones (Post 231329)

The old Boot Hill Saloon in Daytona had a bumper sticker that said:

"If has tits or wheels, sooner or later it is bound to give you trouble" :eek:

What? BHS is no longer on Main st?
Damn 99%ers.

Terry England

10-07-2014 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jorgeinmiami (Post 231291)

"Hor-hay", Are you trying to get us all in Aguas Calente' or just Casa de Perro, you Loco Cubano(?)

BigLew

10-07-2014 09:57 PM

OK, I hesitated to say this, but a boat fills a hole in the water and a women has a hole that needs to be filled! Both are very costly in the end!

Forgive me, my apologies in advance.

FLexpat

10-07-2014 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry England (Post 231338)

"Hor-hay", Are you trying to get us all in Aguas Calente' or just Casa de Perro, you Loco Cubano(?)

I'm thinkin' a bunch of us have potential to get shot in a baited field...

My wife already refers to my 23 as 'the other wife' or 'the Florida wife' while making particular note of it's name 'Cardinal Sin'. Not quite sure where it's going but it can't be good.

Terry England

10-07-2014 10:50 PM

Wimmen!

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLexpat (Post 231340)

I'm thinkin' a bunch of us have potential to get shot in a baited field...

Dang, You are right FLex. all they'd need is a louvered door, a Jack plate and maybe a stainless steel prop throw'd out in a field next to the Interstate and they be a 9 truck pile up. We'd be like sitt'in ducks, 'sept of course either Sandy or Frizz would be the first to go down.

My wife already refers to my 23 as 'the other wife' or 'the Florida wife' while making particular note of it's name 'Cardinal Sin'. Not quite sure where it's going but it can't be good.

Flex, with you livin' out there in Mormon Country what about wives #2, 3, 4 and 5? The rest of us just got one to contend with, unless we is Divorced and are actually "Human Annuity"! One's bad enough to maintain - boats is hard - but the'er more like own'in a helicopter. 2.5 hours of maintaince for every one hour of fly'ing!

They's painfull

DonV	10-08-2014 07:44 AM

"I'm thinkin' a bunch of us have potential to get shot in a baited field..."

You ain't talking about a watermelon field are ya?? :)

cdavisdb

10-09-2014 06:40 PM

"The other wife"

Boy have I heard that one a bunch from wife number 1.

Gotta admit, there is a little bit of truth to it. And I don't know about your wife, but mine doesn't tolerate competition very well.

Connor

BigLew

10-09-2014 07:16 PM

Does anyone on here know why women have two sets of lips?

DonV	10-09-2014 07:32 PM

Wild guess....for kissing??

BigLew

10-09-2014 07:48 PM

...so they piss and moan at the SAME time!

PeterM

10-09-2014 07:57 PM

My boats curves have started to sag

DonV	10-09-2014 08:31 PM

That's funny Lew!!! Well this thread has pretty much went to hell.......... :)

Old Goat

10-10-2014 06:56 AM

Might as well throw this in here. Fact of life.

"They control 97% of the money, and 100% of anything else worth chasing after!"

Beaver

10-13-2014 09:15 AM

When something goes wrong with my boat I have a much better idea how to fix it. If I don't know how to fix it there is usually a youtube video to show me the way.

gofastsandman

10-13-2014 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beaver (Post 231454)

When something goes wrong with my boat I have a much better idea how to fix it. If I don't know how to fix it there is usually a youtube video to show me the way.

Said the Beaver.

BigLew

10-13-2014 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Goat (Post 231401)

Might as well throw this in here. Fact of life.

"They control 97% of the money, and 100% of anything else worth chasing after!"

I take you mean that 2" x 4" of female anatomical real=estate rules us and thus the world! Yeah, that's about it!

toddslures

10-20-2014 10:37 PM

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DonV	10-21-2014 08:50 AM

Damn that's funny, I have not seen that picture in years!!! And how true........:)

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