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TUGBOAT 11-05-2003 05:47 PM

Go Marlins !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Subject: What does your father do?

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked
the children what their fathers did for a living. All the
typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman,
etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off
all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the
offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy
and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little
David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your
father?"

"No," said David, "He plays for the New York Yankees, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

I was Talked into this !! Yes By a CSC'r ,Too !!
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Miles Offshore 11-05-2003 05:49 PM

Re: Go Marlins !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Awesome!!!!!!! LOL

JohnS 11-05-2003 06:05 PM

Re: Go Marlins !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
We all know you just had to do it!!!!

Ok, I admit, it was me that made him to it. Stood there and twisted his arm....yup, held his feet to the fire.....

Sorry but this one is just too funny.....

GO MARLINS!!!!!

Mark 11-05-2003 09:39 PM

Re: Go Marlins !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I'm not even a sports fan but that was amusing [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]


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