Girlfriend jailed, man smacked in face with fish
 

Associated Press
Posted May 5 2004, 2:31 PM EDT
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SAGINAW, Mich. - A woman was arrested on accusations she used a mounted fish with a pointy nose to assault her live-in boyfriend, police said.
A state police trooper responded Monday to a domestic dispute and found a 25-year-old man who claimed he was the victim of a knife assault. The man had several small cuts on his arms, right leg and left shoulder, as well as a bite wound on the same shoulder, a Saginaw police report said.
But when questioned, a 25-year-old woman told authorities she bit her boyfriend back after he bit her first. And she said she never used a knife on him. She said the man threw her down and hit her several times. That's when she grabbed the fish.
"She could not get away, so she grabbed a decorative fish off the mantle of the fireplace and hit him several times until he let her go," the police report said.
Investigators could find no evidence of knives used at the scene, but did find a mounted fish that was "something like a swordfish," The Saginaw News reported.
The woman had not been charged Tuesday.
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Re: Girlfriend jailed, man smacked in face with fish
 

just goes to show you: only singing Billy Bass should be hanging your your walls!

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"something like a swordfish"!! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] It must have been a little one. Those mid-westerners, what do they know? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Re: Girlfriend jailed, man smacked in face with fish
 

I've been to Saginaw it must have been a walleye with a hairlip. Scotty.

Re: Girlfriend jailed, man smacked in face with fish
 

The guy should be thankful he was a fisherman and not a hunter, for she would have snatched that 8 point rack off the fireplace and reamed his azz [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: Girlfriend jailed, man smacked in face with fish
 

Hmmm, I wonder if there is a theory on this ? Why are'nt there any "Unicorns" left & Why do They Call Some Guy's "Hardtails"?? Maybe there is A Connection ! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
Somethings Never Change ! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]