Classic SeaCraft Community - Sat.May 29th "Holiday"

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS

A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED,

AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED

TO stand on the Bow of their SeaCraft COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP FLUSH OUT ANY
NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

CIRCLING YOUR Marina,Local Beaches,Bridges & Public Ramps FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS

ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES at the Helm , atop the Wheelhouse,Tuna Towers, or Poop Deck .

TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS
OKAY

TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW

SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK of BEER (All BEER is APPROVED by Us SeaCrafters) Is Highly Recomended or 101 Wild Turkey
AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT

TERRORISTS

AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.
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