The Truth behind \" Velvet Jones\"
 

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"Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of sixteen and twenty-five?...Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do? Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks I can train you to be high paying ho...Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leading the comfort of your own bedroom.. Sound too good to be true? Just send for my new book,

****I Wanna Be a Ho ****

Velvet Jones follow-up publications included:

'His how to be a Pimp guidebook'

Chapter 1.) "I Wanna Drive a Pink Cadillac, Wear Diamond Rings and Kick Women in the Butt."

Chapter 2.)The Velvet Jones Harlequin Romance series featuring Velvet Love and Kicked in the Butt by Love

( noteable quote: "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste.")

Chapter 3.) Includes an exciting new videocassette

"The Exercises of Love" marketed with these telling word "Yes, it's all here: the squatting, the thrusting, the grunting and the groaning. Take it from Velvet, these are exercises you will want to watch again and again."

Re: The Truth behind \" Velvet Jones\"
 

!! By the Way Who Has the Green "Gucci" ?

Re: The Truth behind \" Velvet Jones\"
 

dont forget to keep your pimp hand strong :o

Re: The Truth behind \" Velvet Jones\"
 

I believe Finster has it.