Re: "THE VORTEX"
“CONDOM VORTEX SAVES MARRIAGE”
Good day mates, talking to ya from down under in kangaroo country here is Australia off the great barrier reef. I’ve been fishing down here for tuna for the last 20 years and have always had problems with water coming up through those deck scuppers and spout in water like a hump back for all these years. My wife use to go out with me on the tuna trips to help hall in the catch but that water on the deck finally finished it for her and she stopped going out with me. Well as time went on there was a few Sheath’s that would stop by the dock and kind a liked me and my boat, well since my wife stopped going I started inviting some of them on board for a day of fishing and well you know other extra activities when the fishin got kind a slow. Well as time went on my wife started getting suspicious of me not coming home as quickly, and fishing all the time so she decided to go one day on a tuna trip and that’s when it happened. I told her to go into the storage box in the leaning post seat and get me a can opener for a Fosters beer I was wanting to open, well she looked into the box and pulled out a condom. If we ware on land she would have done a walk about there and then but because we were 20 miles out she looked at me as to have me walk the plank when she said “WHET IS THIS”. Thanks to quick thinking and “THE VORTEX” I said, that’s my extra collapsible diaphragm for my Vortex and quickly open up the package and taped it on sticking it in the scupper, showing her how good it works. Well it worked great and she kind a believed me. I guess not enough evidence to sentence me to divorce. Any way she not goes fishing with me every time I go, she says because I fixed the water on the deck problem but I thing she didn’t really believe me. Thanks again
C. Dundee [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
|