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Good News! I’ve discovered a way of increasing your speed on the banjo without resorting to harmful drugs or distasteful practicing. It doesn't even require that you force yourself to change long-held habits of picking the banjo. After all, you can't teach an old dog new tricks, now can you? For some strange reason, this miracle solution to banjo speed has been omitted from all banjo instruction materials now on the market. Yes, that's right folks. Chewing tobacco makes you perk up and pick. It gives you that uplifted feeling so necessary for proper pickin' of the banjo. Must pickers only have two teeth, that's why they drool while they pick!
