mr fr frank
i comes down to keys wit ya. Mine camper ready now. i think you likes lukes hot tub. I do hog hoot. i do it dis way.
start wit a gollon of sause and por in ya pabst beer. ya needs to keep som beer close by - if da pig gits on fire - drink the rest of da beer,hell wit the pig! Hee-hee! ...... strap one of dem big ass paint brus on a mop handel and put yer sause win ya turn it. A 200 ponder will take 10 hors.so gets lots of pabst. ya gots to be close to rake dem coals back win they flames up! (do not piss on'em). da hose woiks good to keepin the drunks away from yer pig and from faling in da fire pit. i garrroonnnnttteeee dat you never putin the pigs in mommas ovin no more. keep dar skin on so i eat som crackin. yo needs som chikin wire around porkys back bone to the poll or WHOOPS! Drill 4 holes in the poll next to da handel (we put da screw driver inda 4 holes and turn it) all me buds meet the night before, we al lick da hog fer lucks, start da fire and then sit and bulshit lik late party! Win ya cooks da pig having a few beers in big lukes hot tub be fun and us boy trydistion we get up at 3am & put the hog on. they all call me sam da master pigger
