[Spidercrab]

mr nobone

my seacraft not that gabozzeld. i tell you i have good kin helps me

i got hitched when i was 23. she was a widow name (Buela)
(buela) done had a big fat girl (jen) she ok but had big hair on her nose
my PeePaw married (jen),that makes my pewpaw my son-in-law
that mean (jen) is my daughter and my meemaw, cuz (jen) was peepaw's wife.
me and (buela) had a baby (eustis) he likes to skin skunks!
that mean (eustis) is peepaw's brother-in-law, so (eustis) is also my uncle,
then if (eustis)is my uncle, that also make him brother to (jen)
that mean (jen) was my step-meemaw and peepaw's wife
then peepaw and jen had a baby (marty) he was a a-hole 2
that mean (marty) iz my grand pee-pee, cuz he was my daughter's (jen) son
that mean my wife (buela) is now my step-meemaw's meemaw
i dang be pissed off now cuz (buela) is my wife and my grandmeemaw.
That mean (buela) is my grandmeemaw, then i am her grand pee-pee
since i (sam) am the husband of my grandmeemaw, that mean i (sam) am my own grandpeepaw!!

i needs help cuz all dem family want to go fer rides

see ya sam