[Spidercrab]

mr phnx

u a funny guy. my cousins all say i is the engeneer of da family.i make a good test for u good ole northryn boy.u git 10 secs to give anser, hear goes

1. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?

a) '66 Ford Fairlane
b) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle
c) '64 Pontiac GTO

Duh -- the Fairlane. The GTO is in your neighbor's yard to replace the tranny that you blew out last weekend showing off for the chicks at the family reunion; the chevelle has way too many coats of paint from the derby to ever rust! The fairlane is the one you typically take mudding, since it has the highest stump clearance on the differential

2. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product?

Duh...... Trick question. Uncle cousin Leroy didn't build the still, meemaw did; however, when he had to make the repairs to it after the house blew away, he used a radiator from the old Lincoln welder

Ok phnx u say i hawse-sit, shoot do not give up now i give u one last try to save yo ass

3. A pulpwood cutter has chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The lot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser Tall-Boys will it take to cut the trees?


Duh.....you flunked out Mechanical man..... zero; Bud is way too expensive for a day to day thirst quencher. But after 6 or 7 Red Dogs, my girlfriend ought to be getting a good start on it