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1. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
a) '66 Ford Fairlane
b) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle
c) '64 Pontiac GTO
Duh -- the Fairlane. The GTO is in your neighbor's yard to replace the tranny that you blew out last weekend showing off for the chicks at the family reunion; the chevelle has way too many coats of paint from the derby to ever rust! The fairlane is the one you typically take mudding, since it has the highest stump clearance on the differential
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Silly Red-Neck: everyone knows - `cept you - the Subaru has much better ground clearance.
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2. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product?
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Must be in the genes: two hundred Kenworths couldn't cover the poor sods bail since that capacity still is impossible to hide.
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3. A pulpwood cutter has chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The lot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser Tall-Boys will it take to cut the trees?
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Here, finally, is a glimmer of intelligence. To properly compute we need the tooth spacing. Are they wide as yours?
HBH