If I find the 15' Skampi, I'll bless it.
If I hear two banjo's playin', I'll get out my wife's shotgun, and open my Book of Common Prayer to the section entitled "Ministration at the Time of Death" on page 462, so as to be ready to give 'em the Last Rites.
__________________
Common Sense is learning from your mistakes. Wisdom is learning from the other guy's mistakes.
Fr. Frank says:
Jesus liked fishing, too. He even walked on water to get to the boat!
Currently without a SeaCraft 
(2) Pompano 12' fishing kayaks
'73 Cobia 18' prototype "Casting Skiff", 70hp Mercury