Wow! - thanks for the tremendous responses, y'all...
I am definitely considering all of your redneck responses, but none more than my gator chewin', alligator gar shootin', 2nd cuzin lovin, Dixie brother Sam's idea of upgradin' the little weenie puller to a bigger weenie pullin' rig.
Here we have the mini weenie euro-trash alpine road rig vs the big American freeway weenie, ergo, left coast free-love muh-cheen... my gal says go big or go home, and chose the one on the left... something about a duramax powerstroke cummins being a better ride...