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Originally Posted by Terry England
Don, There is much more that I don't know about these gathering than I do know. For instance -
1) Who is the Official Community Organizer for this event? Is there actually a Potentate / Mayor / Best Man / Squadron Commander or Den Mother officially in charge?
2) What about the Zoning Regulations? Are the Baptists going to be camped right next to the Episcopalians? Does Port Carla have 50 amp services available and a DEP licensed pump out station?
3) Why doesn't Brevard County publish any information on their locations of their artificial reefs? Are they afraid the Norwegian fishing trawlers are lurking just over the horizon?
4) Why are people from WPB infatuated with the wheel? Is it because of the Pratt and Whitney facility? Their trailers have 4 tires and 27 more wheels....! What's with that?
You can see, I am already troubled by many things regarding going to this "Land of the Hanging Chads" (or was the Broward Co.) - anyway, it's a long time until May for me to "stew about stuff". I need to go find my Tums!
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1 The Pooh Bah has a furry hat with horns. The Den Mother has a red boat and a racer. The Squadron Leader has a SeaFari. Mayor McCheese lives in Stuart.
2 Many zoning regs. Slacker is across the tracks. Pump out station on premises.
We only subscribe to the golden rule.
3 Fishing trawlers, trolls, and long liners are not welcome. Eagles can trawl...
4 UF wants to reinvent the wheel. Just did as well. Chad hung himself at Gun Club.
Funny name for a jail if you ask me. PBC.
Yums, er Tums wont help. The only cure is water. Lots of it.
You`ll fit right in.
Cheers,
GFS