I feel your pain!!
My neighbor that owns the property next to me lives in
Palm Beach. Two years ago his equipment trailer was stolen
from his front yard that was locked to the truck!
Needless to say the trailer with 25K in tools, etc.
was never found....
It almost pays to just drive a beater that nobody wants
or will even get close to you on the road!
I have noticed this driving my 94 Chevy 2500!!

It looks like chit, but mechanically is perfect!
Hope it works out for the best..