"Surely you have an in with the C-I-C no?"
I think the only "in" Capt. Chuck has with our fearless leader is he's on his "watch list". The NSA has found that Chuck does not agree with all the CIC's "share the wealth" rules for us peons and they also found out, heaven forbid, he watched FOX news. If he comes to LP in May I'm hoping he comes in a disguise so they can't track him to us other CSCers.