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And by the way... It is completely acceptable in small island cultures for old spearfishermen to wed younger, more attractive women. She was a stringer girl on a spearfishing expedition I made in the eastern Caribbean ten years ago. I fell in love and traded her father six hogsnapper for her hand in marriage and smuggled her back to the US in a 192 Igloo.
Here’s a pic of my island queen holding my stringer and gun while I was adjusting my Speedo.