St. Augustine!
Now what the heck kind of Southern Hospitality are you boys expos'in Senior Alcatraz to? The man is ask'in for local knowledge and your try'in to run him up on a sand bar!
He's got a real sharp Realtor feed'in him the all the local scuttlebutt so don't try throw'in up no smoke screen, candy coat'in this god forsaken place. He's on to the fact that there are sink holes every two miles here that swallow up whole neighborhoods with alligators AND Snapp'in turtles in 'em but you'll never get a toe wet in 'em before the rattlers git ya' and the skeeters drain the blood out of ya' first.
The Realtors has got to 'em and he's got it all figgered out now. Just go back to play'in with your boats. We been outsmarted again. We'll have to wait for another Cuerno Verde to come along and hope they don't talk to one of them real honest Realtors first.
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