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Originally Posted by kmoose
It is worth the sacrifice to maintain my "Crazy Brother in law" status as well!
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Kenny, I remember the "C-B-i-L" walnut and silver plaque being right in the center of your office wall at eye level. Seems like the 55 gallon Drum Blood Donor award, Hurricane Response Team Leader Governor's Citation, the 10 Year Commemoration Volunteer Firefighter and the Girl Scout Cookie Wholesale Distributor Certification were all in the peripheral.
So I called "Obie", mayor of Ozello today to see what I could find out about the scallop situation. He couldn't talk because he owns a boat and was working on the Hydraulic steering! the First Lady of Ozello, Jeannie told me they were going out this weekend and would let me know what was happen'in. Normally I don't like to pull this political muscle but you see one time when we all were in a bar in Applachacola the band started playing Willie and the Hand Jive, so Marsha taught 'em all the moves and now they are indebted to me. (Of course I always get mixed up when you switch from hitch-hik'in to that deal where you do your hands back and forth with the palms down so actually we'er all indebted to Marsha!) It was crazy. She had all the "Oyster Tongers" and the "Mullet Fishermen danc'in in their white boots. The oysters and the mullet were safe the next day!
So Kenny, if we were on the Bayliner Site, I'd be afraid to post the report about where the scallops are because those guys have guts and they go out and use their boats and get blood in 'em. You see, they don't worry about water spots on their windshields or what kind of fuzzy dice to hang around the edges of their Tee Tops, and if their bathing suit matches their boot stripe and stuff like these CSC "Bench Racers" worry about. There ain't but about seven on here that know SeaCrafts are just the best race proven "Fishing Platforms" there are. They just want to pose with their SeaCraft and they don't really want to look in the rear view mirror, try to hitch up to it and then tow it to the water and put it in. A lot of them are busy "Saving" their Seacrafts for someone else, I guess.
Kenny, I'll be up there on the Fourth with ya'. I'll be easy to spot - I don't have a stink'in windshield or a tee top but I will have coating of Hogfish slime, Grouper snot and Scallop glick on most horizontal surfaces. When I get done with this '67 Moesly I'll be like Jake and Elwood Blues sliding into Cook County Courthouse - that is if it don't wear me out first!