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Originally Posted by gofastsandman
I`m going to rub myself down with ATF and acetone. Helps me fit into my body bag.
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OK Donny, here's the plan -
When Sandy gets all comfy in his body bag greased up like he's talkin' about, we shimmy up the banyan tree right over his queen size picnic table and on the count of three we drop down and land like two Mack Super-liners just south of the centerline of his little hermetically sealed capsule. He'll launch him outa' there like a field pea. Once ejaculated from his pod he'll skip across the Intracoastal like a stone thrown by buy Randy Johnson over to Useppa and come to rest on Dan Rather's front porch. That'll make some headlines.
He should know better'n to give a couple of Crackers like us "a shot" like that. He just probably thinks that yur from Apollo Beach and that's kinda' sophisticated. What he don't know is that Apollo Beach is "sam-witched" between Bullfrog Creek and Cockroach Bay!!