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Originally Posted by DonV
GFS and beans???? NO,NO,NO.... beans and Sandy don't mix! Please......that's why he's only allowed to sleep outside on picnic tables away from humans!!!! However, to our advantage, by doing that he keeps the mosquito population away, far away!!!  |
I`m not a farter, but mom was a champion. She was bringing groceries home one day. Heard the front door open and she yelled for help. She farted non stop from the front door through the office, LR , DR and all the way to the counter at the far side of the kitchen.
Maybe 12 seconds non stop.
Mom said wash your hands papa will be home soon.
I said not if he`s smart.
She giggled. Don't say a word.
I said he knows. We all do. You could get into Guinness.