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Originally Posted by gofastsandman
I`m not a farter, but mom was a champion. She was bringing groceries home one day. Heard the front door open and she yelled for help. She farted non stop from the front door through the office, LR , DR and all the way to the counter at the far side of the kitchen.
Maybe 12 seconds non stop.
Mom said wash your hands papa will be home soon.
I said not if he`s smart.
She giggled. Don't say a word.
I said he knows. We all do. You could get into Guinness.
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