I am the inventor of the one and only squirrel bazooka. I had always heard that released squirrels would return, so I decided to test it. Caught one in a Have-a-Heart trap and sprayed him with orange fluorescent paint. He did not take this well, and was mostly a blur inside the trap. A few blocks away, with the trap pointed toward the woods, I opened the door. Instant squirrel rocket. He must have shot out 20 feet before hitting the ground in full-on squirrel sprint mode. Never saw him again, but there were soon rumors of a mutant squirrel in the neighborhood.
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1974 23' Tsunami, fully refurbished, custom pilothouse, Hermco Bracket, 250 Etec
1977 23' Sceptre fully refurbished, soft top, I/O
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