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Originally Posted by NoBones
You mean the guy paddle boarding wearing the speedo.... 
God help us...  |
Ken, I ain't got no dang teal bath'in suit or one of them dorky paddle boards either! I got what every Red-blooded 'Merican Seacraft owner has - ah pair of cut off jeans and a outboard motor!
My half-pint wife is always try'in to talk me into a kayak or paddle board or some other sort of human powered aquatic vehicle. I tell her "Listen here Hiawatha, God wouldn't ah sent Olie Evinrude along if he expected is to be workin on Slave ships fer eternity. Go beat that drum with some tie died wearing, earth shoe treadin', spotted owl huggin nit whit."
(I usually don't say nuttin like dat until after dinner er it's Cheetos again and I git that red stuff all over my face and hands)