Ya know Bones we could go all the way and add some "40's" to your wonderful wine collection, which no cork screw is required. However we would need to be careful of #5 on the list, the idea of GFS going off on a rap video after his third St. Ides to "make his jimmy thicker" might be way over the line.
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