Bobby came over.
We`re having a BB gun war.
What happened?
The Strots tried to knock Jon And Tom`s tree house out of the tree and wrecked
the bridge over the brook. Do you have a BB gun?
No.
No?
I have a wrist rocket.
You have a wrist rocket?
Yup.
Go get it.
Here.
Bobby shot a few rocks.
This is great.
Pee Wee came by and said we are all meeting at John`s house.
We got there first and things were not pretty at all.
The Stern family was really angry.
Mark came by with Pee Wee`s older twin brothers. More kids joined.
We roped the bridge together enough for travel and went to their house.
The enemy knew we were coming, but we arrived with greater numbers and
cause.
I chose to fight behind a big pine tree.
The first time I peeked around to pick up a target, I got shot in the cheek.
I pulled back and dropped the older kid with a clean shot to the thigh.
One of the twins grabbed my wrist rocket, picked up a rock and aimed
at the plate glass window, which looked like it was in their kitchen.
It was.
Oh boy.
Their tree house is still being assaulted as the cops arrive.
They start trying to chase us through the mud back to our neighborhood.
Fat Ralphie is hot on Pee Wee`s ass.
Pee Wee falls.
Fat Ralphie falls,
Get up Pee Wee.
Run Pee Wee!
All of the families involved but ours were visited by the local constabulary.
Something to be said for being new in town?
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