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#1
07-30-2015, 06:42 PM
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Seacraft Owners Helpline
"Hello, my name is NoBones. How can I help you?"
"Hi NoBones, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid next to the shed behind the Seacraft. When she came home, she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, and then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in my transon cap trim. Is this something I can repair with Marine Tex or should I just replace the whole cap?" 
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07-30-2015, 08:12 PM
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Now is the time to do as many upgrades to the boat as you can.
Trust me lol
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07-30-2015, 08:18 PM
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funny!
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1977 SeaCraft 23' Sceptre W/ Alum Tower & Yamaha 225 www.LouveredProductsUnlimited.com
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07-30-2015, 08:54 PM
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"You need to find a better location for storage of your Sears Catalogs" It appears your wife found them in the forward anchor locker and she's paying you back for lack of attention. Tell her they were being stored for the Local Brownie Troop mag drive. BTW: That gutter seal crap Hm Depot sells should secure up that transom crack without breaking the bank 
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   1978 23' Superfish/Potter Bracket 250HP -------- as "Americans" you have the right to ...... "LIFE, LIBERTY and the PURSUIT of a Classic SeaCraft" -capt_chuck
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#5
07-30-2015, 11:41 PM
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1 Buy as many gold bars with cash as you can ( you are gonna need them and gold is down right now) 2 mix gold bars with the old dive weights that have 'crawled' into the bilges, cover with 90W oil and bearing grease. 3 Start opening up the cap just a little and grumble alot about how much time and money its gonna take to fix. 4 Make as many upgrades as you can - new engine? yep. Electronics? yep. with CHIRP? Yep. New axles for trailer - ABSOLUTELY 5 Repeat steps 1-4 until you have an easily reparable but unfloatable boat that secures your future. 6 Spend a year with lawyers in Purgatory. 7 Break out the Marine-Tex, clean the bilges, and go fishing.
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