fun with boats

[beradtke]

So last saturday my fiance and i went boating. I should have stayed in bed. Best way to start you day have the boat slide off the trailer at the ramp and slide all the way down the ramp and into the water.(side note the clip used on a float on trailer is the most stupid desigined thing ever and will be replaced with a winch and cable ,i already have a safty chain but it was disconected ) Run fiances foot over with trailer as the happens. Pull boat back out of water do inspection seems ok. Go for boat ride anyways. Radio decides not to work sometimes and trim and tilt pump just clicked when i was trying to anchor up at the sand bar. but other then that it was a uneventful day!

[Fr. Frank]

...Best way to start your day have the boat slide off the trailer at the ramp and slide all the way down the ramp and into the water.(...i already have a safty chain but it was disconected ) Run fiances foot over with trailer as the happens.

NOTES TO SELF:

• Never, never unhook safety chains 'til ready for the boat to actually slide back off trailer.
• Place signficant others at safe distance from any incipient disasters

SEE my signature line below

[rhody98]

NOTES TO SELF:


* Never, never unhook safety chains 'til ready for the boat to actually slide back off trailer.
* Place signficant others at safe distance from any incipient disasters

Hauling the Seafari out at a Cape Cod ramp this past Friday the winch cable snapped about 2" from the hook when the bow was just about ready to kiss the bow stop. She slid right back down into the water. With the cable gone I put the hook on the safety chain and drove the boat up to the stop, just to get off the ramp.

I can assure you I will always take the safety chain on and off at the bottom of the ramp, not the top. Some rust on the 1/4" cable yes, but really did not look that bad. And I just went through and replaced virtually all the hardware on the trailer over the winter with ss, also the rollers but left the cable alone thinking it was fine. Good advice above.

[skipjake04]

i think my favorite one it this one.
Years ago I had a 17ft Aquasport, that the fuel line had rotted or rubbed a hole in itself. Instead of replacing original I added a different fill on the console,since my tank was underneath it.
My uncle asked to borrow it since he was normally landlocked and didn't get down much. Reluctantly, I agreed. When I came home from work, the boat was siting pretty in the driveway, so with relief I asked how the day went. Said they had a good day, but we needed to check the gas because he could smell a little during the day, must be the engine flooding. Also my gauge ws broken because he had put 45 GALLONS in it and it didn't register. I asked him how many cigarettes had they smoked and he said a few.
"did you pull the plug at the ramp"
"yes"
"Smell like gas"
" a little"
"let me show you something i forgot to tell you about"

I think my sides quit hurting sometime that evening.
That might have been the last time I allowed anyone to use a boat of mine that hadn't already been on it numerous times and I fully trusted.

[rhody98]

boy good thing that didn't go off, that could have been their last smoke

[Blue_Heron]

People watchin at the ramp should be an olympic sport. A picture is worth a thousand words.

Cedar Key, Florida, July 2006


The captain is trying to pull start the motor while the crew enjoys the shade provided by their stylish umbrella hats.

[BigLew]

"let me show you something i forgot to tell you about"

It never ceases to amaze me how WE survive some of the things we do. Call it luck, a Guardian Angel, what have you, but there is usually "someone up there who likes you" around when we need 'em!

[Fr. Frank]

As I sit here reading, I remembered an incident I had tried very hard to forget. It's a classic boo-boo.

When I was about 10 years old, my grandfather, who was a retired Navy officer, and I were going fishing on his early 1950's 45' Rybovich Sportfisherman, leaving from Lake Worth Yacht Club. (Now long gone) As we were preparing to leave, we pulled up to the fuel dock to take on fuel. My grandfather asked if I could handle fueling the boat, to which I proudly replied, "Yes". He went up to the harbor master's office to get ice and bait, and I got the gas hose, and began to put gas in the boat. (The boat had twin Chrysler Imperial motors)

After a couple of minutes, my grandfather came out, and turned off the gas right at the pump. He casually walked over to me, lifted the gas nozzle out of the rod holder, moved it over 4 inches to the open gas fill, and in a very calm voice said, "I think this'll work better". But I had already put about 8-10 gallons of gas into the bilge. He calmly turned on the bilge pumps, and then went in and bought a gallon of boat soap, and poured it into the bilge, and then added lots of water. I finished filling the twin 300 gallon fuel tanks, through the fuel fill this time, and we then went fishing.

I never did that again.

[fdheld34]

beradtke
I know your pain too well regarding trailer and mechanical issues......at least it seems your fiance was tying to help you out since you ran her foot over Here is what I go through when I launch my boat......
My wife just sorta stands there with a blank look on her face when I back boat into ramp. Even when I ask her to hold a line or keep boat from rubbing against dock..it never seems to compute..and boat is either rubbing on dock or floating in the middle of the docks!!! So I basically have to dunk boat tie it up...run back to truck to find a spot (which is impossible)...run back to boat with all the things in my hand that she forgot...cell phone, purse, dunkin donut iced caramel latte...dog etc. etc....Once I get back to the boat then the real fun begins....oh not to mention returning to the ramp..so it could be worse..(but I love her!!)
-FRED

[Michael Vezzosi]

Fred...VERY Funny $HIT Right there!!! Spot On! Part II.