"THE VORTEX"

[ocuyler]

RECALL NOTICE ################
HOME DEPOT STORE #1903 - MIAMI, FLORIDA

IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION that the sight of men with condoms, bending over, going down on their cockpits installing the VORTEX has caused an increase in traffic on the ICW as scores of gay men follow Fellowship to the "inlet".

This recall reccommends using 4 o-rings instead of only 2 and using a condom only once. Home Depot offers no warantee, express or implied, as to the suitability of this product for any intended purpose.

[ December 09, 2003, 09:00 PM: Message edited by: Otto Cuyler ]