Spidercrab strikes again!

[gofastsandman]

I have officially achieved Slacker status.

I would like to thank all of my campaign workers.
Without your support, we would not be celebrating here today.

For those of you who canvased the ramps and marinas, thank you.

To those who signed the petition to get me on the ballot, thank you.

We are just all so happy here at headquarters.
We could not have done it without you.

Of course I have a special thanks for my wife. Stand up honey.
When I first met you, I fell in love. I was cautious, but for the most part,
you had good bones. You were sexy as hell and just needed love. Our love.

Thank you Miss Wide OPen. You are more than a Slacker could ever hope for,
thank you. I`m delighted to be your mate.

Cheers,
GFS