Seacraft Owners Helpline

[Terry England]

"Hello, my name is NoBones. How can I help you?"

"Hi NoBones, I really need your advice on a serious problem.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up.

She goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid next to the shed behind the Seacraft. When she came home, she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, and then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in my transon cap trim. Is this something I can repair with Marine Tex or should I just replace the whole cap?"