A kinder, gentler New Jersey?

[paulfurnari]

All the people I know in New Jersey are great people. I just have a problem with their roads. Who wants to go right to go left, poorly marked street signs, that sort of thing. Heading west on one road I passed Valley Rd. six times. I could'nt believe it..PF [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[Finster]

PF, what town was it?

[ocuyler]

Probably Little Egg Harbor... Been there - got lost there.

[Finster]

You didn't get lost! We only have one road. Where the hell did you get lost?

[ScottM]

Maybe he spent a little too much time at the Casino. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[ocuyler]

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[PipeDreamsMarine]

Too much time with Finster... Is a sleepover at Finster's anything like the Michael Jackson senario? He made me drink beer and had little boys there running around.

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[Capt Chuck]

You didn't get lost! We only have one road

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