Stock market/banking sector insanity

[Mark]

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal 45 ACP,

No self-respecting 1911 owner would own a Kimber, - but I digress.