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Old 08-29-2014, 10:19 PM
Terry England Terry England is offline
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[QUOTE=DonV;230546 Don't get me wrong your eyes will look kinda funny bulging out of your head, but you'll feel great!!! Things I would do for fellow CSC folks.[/QUOTE]

Donny, I am constantly in awe with the CSC site. If I am able to connect some kind of zany story I dream up by one carbon fiber strand to the SeaCraft Community and I'm cruis'in down the left lane of Interstate "Goof" with a cement block on the gas peddle, somebody passes me on the grass, in the median!

People is crazy here and my cheeks hurt from the smirk! We're gonna' get a lot of stuff straightened out at that bar on Cabbage Key - you just wait and see!
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Old 08-29-2014, 10:50 PM
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I have this funny feeling.
That we will be doing shots of 100% Deet....
While rubbing "shine" on our skin for skeeter' repellant..

I'm not ready to die yet.. OK, Black-out........
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Old 08-30-2014, 05:22 PM
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Yes Sir Ken, we need to be careful!!

If 'ol Terry is coming to spend time in Cockroach Bay he's gonna really, and I mean really need some bug spray!!!! So being the kind soul I am I figured when I bring him some "apple pie", ONLY for medicinal reasons, I would also help him with the bug problem. How he works the dosage issue of the combination of DEET and shine is his problem!!!! I will see a lawyer before hand!!
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Old 08-30-2014, 09:56 PM
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I`m going to rub myself down with ATF and acetone. Helps me fit into my body bag.
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Old 09-06-2014, 10:35 PM
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I`m going to rub myself down with ATF and acetone. Helps me fit into my body bag.
OK Donny, here's the plan -
When Sandy gets all comfy in his body bag greased up like he's talkin' about, we shimmy up the banyan tree right over his queen size picnic table and on the count of three we drop down and land like two Mack Super-liners just south of the centerline of his little hermetically sealed capsule. He'll launch him outa' there like a field pea. Once ejaculated from his pod he'll skip across the Intracoastal like a stone thrown by buy Randy Johnson over to Useppa and come to rest on Dan Rather's front porch. That'll make some headlines.
He should know better'n to give a couple of Crackers like us "a shot" like that. He just probably thinks that yur from Apollo Beach and that's kinda' sophisticated. What he don't know is that Apollo Beach is "sam-witched" between Bullfrog Creek and Cockroach Bay!!
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Old 09-06-2014, 11:37 PM
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OK Donny, here's the plan -
When Sandy gets all comfy in his body bag greased up like he's talkin' about, we shimmy up the banyan tree right over his queen size picnic table and on the count of three we drop down and land like two Mack Super-liners just south of the centerline of his little hermetically sealed capsule. He'll launch him outa' there like a field pea. Once ejaculated from his pod he'll skip across the Intracoastal like a stone thrown by buy Randy Johnson over to Useppa and come to rest on Dan Rather's front porch. That'll make some headlines.
He should know better'n to give a couple of Crackers like us "a shot" like that. He just probably thinks that yur from Apollo Beach and that's kinda' sophisticated. What he don't know is that Apollo Beach is "sam-witched" between Bullfrog Creek and Cockroach Bay!!
I seem to remember being the only dry pirate who was not in an RV.
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Old 09-07-2014, 08:46 AM
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I seem to remember being the only dry pirate who was not in an RV.
Yep, you'er right Sandy, The rest of us were paddeling around in our tents like we were in partially deflated Zodiac's that got brushed against the barnicals one to many times. You was perched up high and dry like the LightHouse keeper of SeaCraft Island! The only one dryer was Doodle Bug.

It will be nice over on Cayo Costa in November. Here's the beach where Conner and Karen go skinney dippen when they are down there.

Karen always comes back with a nice bag of shells too and all Conner has is a silly grin on his face!
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Old 09-09-2014, 08:30 PM
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I seem to remember being the only dry pirate who was not in an RV.
I guess the 25 Seafari qualifies as an RV? We were pretty dry. Except when we ran across the Intracoastal for lunch. Didn't see any other RVs following us, though.
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Old 09-07-2014, 08:22 AM
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OK Donny, here's the plan -
Once ejaculated
Oh this line is almost to good to pass up...however since this is a family web site and we have to be PC correct...
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Old 09-07-2014, 08:38 AM
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Speaking of once....."I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was!"

The sight of GFS "shooting" out of his lubricated capsule bellowing "F" bombs would be quite entertaining!!
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