No Turkey for Thanksgiving

[Terry England]

Gosh darn it, now you guys are really mess'in me up. This site is gonna be the source of my early demise. I'm here read'in up on boot stripe widths, transom sealants, and polyfolicacidtaetehydrateatone and FLexpat, Capt. Lloyd and Gillie get me side tracked talking about bacon wrapped turkey!!!

When I went to the Cabbage Key Gathering I had a couple of helpings of Kmoose's blackend grouper on Friday night, then a pile of Mel's double basted Zatarain's fried grouper and a slab of Sandy's CSC encrusted Beef Wellington on Saturday night. By Sunday I was full as a tick.

Now just about the time I get some slack in my size 28 jeans, you guys start going on about this BACON WRAPPED TURKEY. This is supposed to be a he-man, old salt, seafar'in kinda' site and not the "Cuisine Capers" blog.

Me and the better 1/3 is try'in to cut back a little so we just got a turkey breast for today - but now we're wrapp'in it in bacon! If I hang with you guys too much longer I'll have the same lenght to girth proportions as a Warsaw Grouper!!

Happy Thanksgiving and be thankful that one of our main concers in life is "boot stripe width"!