Mast help / ideas

[Finster]

Dam! This is getting good! Even brought Rodney out. How you been bud? The bass been treating you kindly?

Don't worry about Spidy, I'm sure he can take out the old PHNXTER nothing flat...

[NoBones]

I'm really trying to behave, but you guys are killin' me

Seeeeeeeee yaaaaaaaa, Kennnnnnnn

Can you say------Naaahhhhhhhh-------!!!

[ThePHNX]

1. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?

a) '66 Ford Fairlane
b) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle
c) '64 Pontiac GTO

Duh -- the Fairlane. The GTO is in your neighbor's yard to replace the tranny that you blew out last weekend showing off for the chicks at the family reunion; the chevelle has way too many coats of paint from the derby to ever rust! The fairlane is the one you typically take mudding, since it has the highest stump clearance on the differential

Silly Red-Neck: everyone knows - `cept you - the Subaru has much better ground clearance.

2. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product?

Must be in the genes: two hundred Kenworths couldn't cover the poor sods bail since that capacity still is impossible to hide.

3. A pulpwood cutter has chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The lot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser Tall-Boys will it take to cut the trees?

Here, finally, is a glimmer of intelligence. To properly compute we need the tooth spacing. Are they wide as yours?

HBH

[ThePHNX]

Not really from the OBX Joey. Just checking it out. Little house, dock, boat lift w/ lil' stink-pot in the cradle.
HBH

[ThePHNX]

SpiderCrab-Often imitated, never duplicated

Syphilis, in intelligent circles considered venereal rather than venerated.

[NoBones]

Not really from the OBX Joey. Just checking it out. Little house, dock, boat lift w/ lil' stink-pot in the cradle.
HBH

Thank God!
We have enough know it alls in Florida.

[TUGBOAT]

Sorry Mr. Pinky,
After realizing what a "Master"ful Capt. Licensed Aircraft & Boat You are I erased the Other comments as We will see each other at the next get together! Bring the Mighty Plunker too.Hmm,Seems I reckonize that /Your since of Humor. Green over White ?? What is Red over Red?
Oh the differance is a BOAT.
Scream'n reels'
Tug

[Ikan Besar]

...six consecutive posts by a single person, I tend to think that might be a new record

Go Spidercrab!

[TUGBOAT]

Hey Pinky,
Every ride a "PONY"?
Scream'n Reels'

[Spidercrab]

mr captbrad dose that meen i need to sho green over white when i'm troll'n at nite for pogies? i know about red over white for wreek fishn. but we just hang one of meema's red brazeers over a flashlite.

mr. phxn i can see you hav the big citie educatedness, butt down heer we get our ler'n hands on! and peepaws getn down rite tiked that your bust'n on me lik this!