Official Thread 11/7/2014 Cayo Costa

[Snookerd]

We needed a slip n slide for LP 2014!

[Blue_Heron]

Julie and I are going to have to cancel. We got a close friend's wedding invitation last week, and it's the same date. We'll miss you all.
Dave

[Terry England]

Originally Posted by Blue_Heron

Julie and I are going to have to cancel. We got a close friend's wedding invitation last week, and it's the same date.
Dave

Dang Dave, you need to jettison some of those old friends who 1) borrow your pick up truck to move, 2) have ya' lend money to 'em, 3) know all about yur bad habits and 4) want you to rent a Tux and stand up for 'em when they git hitched.

Now son, you ain't think'in about the fact that this here Git Together ain't like one of them normal ones - it's right after that dang mid-term Elections! Peoples is gone to be celebrat'in one way or the other. They is either going to be excited that we turned a couple of degrees to Starboard and might be gitt'in out of the Doldrums OR they's gonna be try'in to kill the pain of think'in about liv'in on the same planet as the History challenged, snot-nosed, what's in it for me Crowd!!

These dang weddings ain't been work'in out lately anyhow. - Why bother miss'in a Gathering just to go to some'thin a Judge and two Bull Shark attorneys is gonna' run through a paper shredder in a couple of years anyhow? Conner and Karen and Marsha and my's wedd'ins just hang'in on by a thread 'cause the 'old Guy and I, we's honed the skill of disguising actual boat operational costs as Little League, PETA, Habitat for Humanity, Save the Jellyfish, and I stand with the Mosquitos contributions and important stuff like that. This ain't an actual Lois Learner approved deduction but we managed to put up enough of a smoke screen of BS to not only throw off the IRS the NSA and the DHS but most importantly, our wives! Conner and I took a blood oath that if we ever git caught with these schemes, we's jump'in off the Skyway.
I'll probably jump down there by the bait house where it ain't too high - but still, I'd have to swim to Cockroach Bay and live out the rest of my years there where I know Marsha would never look. It would be a simple life, cabbage palm hearts, roasted whelk conch, sleep'in on a picnic table and occasionally Donny would send a bottle of Elixer out with the falling tide from Apollo Beach! Someday maybe Snookerd would bring me one of them new fancy SeaCraft tee shirts, but I'd have to send it back, if it wasn't in the Moesly "script".

[cdavisdb]

Terry makes far better arguments than me, but I'll try and make sure the oysters with your names on them don't get eaten(at least til next year)

Connor

[DonV]

"I'll probably jump down there by the bait house where it ain't too high - but still, I'd have to swim to Cockroach Bay and live out the rest of my years there where I know Marsha would never look. It would be a simple life, cabbage palm hearts, roasted whelk conch, sleep'in on a picnic table and occasionally Donny would send a bottle of Elixer out with the falling tide from Apollo Beach!"

I would be happy to, plus I will also bring you mosquito repellent by the gallons!! I would be sure to bring you the highest DEET available, because "apple pie shine" is highly effective mixed with high doses of DEET. Don't get me wrong your eyes will look kinda funny bulging out of your head, but you'll feel great!!! Things I would do for fellow CSC folks.

[Terry England]

[QUOTE=DonV;230546 Don't get me wrong your eyes will look kinda funny bulging out of your head, but you'll feel great!!! Things I would do for fellow CSC folks.[/QUOTE]

Donny, I am constantly in awe with the CSC site. If I am able to connect some kind of zany story I dream up by one carbon fiber strand to the SeaCraft Community and I'm cruis'in down the left lane of Interstate "Goof" with a cement block on the gas peddle, somebody passes me on the grass, in the median!

People is crazy here and my cheeks hurt from the smirk! We're gonna' get a lot of stuff straightened out at that bar on Cabbage Key - you just wait and see!

[NoBones]

I have this funny feeling.
That we will be doing shots of 100% Deet....
While rubbing "shine" on our skin for skeeter' repellant..

I'm not ready to die yet.. OK, Black-out........

[DonV]

Yes Sir Ken, we need to be careful!!

If 'ol Terry is coming to spend time in Cockroach Bay he's gonna really, and I mean really need some bug spray!!!! So being the kind soul I am I figured when I bring him some "apple pie", ONLY for medicinal reasons, I would also help him with the bug problem. How he works the dosage issue of the combination of DEET and shine is his problem!!!! I will see a lawyer before hand!!

[gofastsandman]

I`m going to rub myself down with ATF and acetone. Helps me fit into my body bag.

[Terry England]

Originally Posted by gofastsandman

I`m going to rub myself down with ATF and acetone. Helps me fit into my body bag.

OK Donny, here's the plan -
When Sandy gets all comfy in his body bag greased up like he's talkin' about, we shimmy up the banyan tree right over his queen size picnic table and on the count of three we drop down and land like two Mack Super-liners just south of the centerline of his little hermetically sealed capsule. He'll launch him outa' there like a field pea. Once ejaculated from his pod he'll skip across the Intracoastal like a stone thrown by buy Randy Johnson over to Useppa and come to rest on Dan Rather's front porch. That'll make some headlines.
He should know better'n to give a couple of Crackers like us "a shot" like that. He just probably thinks that yur from Apollo Beach and that's kinda' sophisticated. What he don't know is that Apollo Beach is "sam-witched" between Bullfrog Creek and Cockroach Bay!!