How to restore our country to greatness.

[gofastsandman]

In the highest regard ,I submit a modest proposal.

We the people of this once great land exercise our constitutional rights. We all take 2 weeks off and march on our respective state capitals and take our country back by force. Bring all of your guns as many will need to be suitably armed and trained along the way. There will not be a great worry of a repeat of Kent State as the National Guard is is not presently in the nation. Our elected officials will be asked to leave. Any special intesest groups and lobbyists will be tarred and feathered and sent to Boston and housed. On the 4th of July they will be dumped into Boston Harbor and provided with PFD`s and small funnels to catch rain water.

We will then march on Washington and do the same.
The President V.P, and Congress will be replaced by Monthly "national" town meetings online. We the people will choose our destiny.

Here is my proposal for a new political landscape.
Trayder- Secretary of State. Don`t forget the paypal.
NoBones- Dept. of Defense
Cap`t Chuck- Homeland Security
Bushwacker- Head of NASA
Island Trader/ 3rdDay-Historical Preservation
65 Bowrider- Dept. of Education
Skipper Tee- Alternative Energy Czar
Snookered- Head of Fox News
Five-O Chief of the FBI { natch}
FdHeld- Immigration
Nat Chalkey and CsickNick- ICAT
Fellowship-H.M.S.
BigLew- Commish of major league baseball. Go Sox heheheh
PeterB- President of the Polar Bear Club
Strick- Chairman of the AMA, and tort reform
FatherFr- Health Care Czar
Give it back to the church where it belongs. They don`t pay taxes anyway. Let big Insurance and Pharmaceuticals try and fight the church. We will pay for our coverage with donations. We already pay for it now, so why not.Either way we pay.
BigShrimpin- Dept. of Public Works
Spidercrab- Head of the CIA and Ambassador to Tasmania
BitsaMonkey- Chairman of the Jacques Cousteau Society
EggSuckingDog- Chief of the Humane Society
BriGuy- FEMA
Gillie- ATF
HermCo- Minister of Fine Art
Finny- need some help here
lost2a6-President Fountain Power boats
Apologies to those whom I have omitted.
And let us not forget mikeym...............
hazardous materials disposal "technician"

Merry Christmas
GFS
Feel free to nominate others.

[NoBones]

I'm speechless....





I second the motion and nominate you Sandy as the
Czar of Czar's!
Call for the question.........
The floor is open to comment.

Go ahead make my day!!!

Ho Ho Ho, Ken

[BigLew]

"BigLew- Commish of major league baseball. Go Sox heheheh" - Best Job of the bunch! Thanks GFS.

Change the Title to Commissioner of Professional Sports, and I'm in!! First rule change is that if you break the rules or are convicted of a crime- you're out. Tell the wife, tell the girlfriend, tell the kids (legit and not) the gravy train is over! Go make a living somewhere else.

Is that White Sox? Did not know Seacrafts traversed the Great Lakes!

[DonV]

I am also speechless.............and humbled!!!!

However unlike Mr. J. Edgar Hoover there ain't gonna be no gays in the FBI if I'm in charge. In addition, Spiderman would also be excellent in charge of our country's mental health care system.

[DonV]

Sorry.......Mr. Spidercrab.

"Spidercrab- Head of the CIA and Ambassador to Tasmania"

[gofastsandman]

Ken, I gotta get me one of those monkeys .

BigLew- Sports Czar

Don, I don`t think anyone wants to see you in pumps and a Boa.

Ron, there are some SC`s on the lakes, but I`m from the Cape.

A lotta action on bios today, hope the real FBI has a sense of humor.
GFS

[BigLew]

GFS,

NOW you're talking!!!!!!!

[castalot]

can i be the lifeguard at the gene pool -----we definatly need one

[McGillicuddy]

Truly humbled by such an honorable assignment. I pray that in my tenure at the ATF I may provide service to my country to the ends of restoring her to greatness. I humbly accept the role, and present these early considerations:

1.


2. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1885966/gun_control



Honorably Yours,
McGillicuddy