Thinking of moving

ocuyler · #1 07-21-2003, 03:55 PM

Actually, I think we've narrowed it down to Sarasota.

We ARE willing to pay too much for real estate and drive in a slow, confused manner without signals of any kind. Our arrogant demeanor is only outweighed by the size of our Mercedes'.

The only problem we have with the area are the redneck Rebels who got their boating cetificates (or Captains Licence) at Super K-Mart on a Blue Light Special. They know only one speed in traffic and have no clue what their huge wakes do to folks not out for a Ye-Ha experience.

Oh ya, don't ever wave to anyone, cause they might think your actually friendly...

Briguy · #2 07-21-2003, 05:03 PM

Otto, I just read your post and let out a huge Homer Simpson DOOOOOHH! You got me with the Sarasota thing. Of course if we could get all the bayliner people to move to the great lakes and all of the SeaCraft owners to move to FLA life would be grand.

And yes, you are always welcome to Sarasota. I would be happy to assist you and your family in any way possible.

ocuyler · #3 07-21-2003, 05:21 PM

Brian,

Of course, I was only kidding. But you're right about the Bayliner types. As you know there are NO SeaCrafts up here (well, my 2 anyway).

We're still looking at Palm Beach / Martin Counties. I appreciate your hospitality and if nothing else, we'll get together someday to discuss the 4 chick theory...