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Originally Posted by Fr. Frank
I understand drinking Sweet Alabama Shine at home will embalm you... alive.
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My older sister took Papa and I to a DKE party at UVA when I was 15. Papa was having fun with the coeds and I selling speed to the brothers. Two hours later Papa comes downstairs and asks wwwhaat are these. I ask how many have you had Papa? This is ooonnly my fourth onnne. Well let me see...24 oz UVA cup...197 proof grain punch.... tick tick tick sub total...congratulations Papa you`ve just had 24 cocktails. Whooose gonnnna driive? Yooouurr Motherrr`s gonnnaaa killll me. It`s ok Papa I`ll drive. Nooo let youuur ssssister drive. No Papa she still drives like shat. Remember my go cart??? I`ll drive. The night was far from over...
06-12-2013, 06:54 PM
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