Port Carla

[Fr. Frank]

Originally Posted by McGillicuddy

Perty shur dem krakas run on forust borned sprits cald shyn thay gits frum a cuzin
givs gas to so ya don hav ta by nun

i got marmut sleepbag an a tint

you got wudchuks but day stil sleapin up ther in the moos land so ya prolly sah a fatcat mak shur yer trapn liesuns iz fer nu yere cuz its nu yere my fish liesuns iz frum las yere and can git in trubal

Gillie, as a 3rd generation Floridian, I must protest your revealing the high standards of education prevalent in this fine Southern state.

[McGillicuddy]

Sorry Padre,
Just missing Spidercrab's Dixie phonetics

[Terry England]

Originally Posted by Fr. Frank

Gillie, as a 3rd generation Floridian, I must protest your revealing the high standards of education prevalent in this fine Southern state.

Man Gillie, Being from Cal-I-fornia, you must have every CCR album John Fogerty ever made to be able to write like that. I am fluent in Cracker and I had to study it for a long while to figure out what the heck you was say'in.

But the main reason for this thesis is to caution you, as a brother, not to get the "Man of the Cloth" (Padre Frank) tangled up in these discussions. He's busy doing Gods work and he ain't got time to wade around in no 2 stroke / 4 stroke arguments with us knuckleheads! My suggestion to you, at this point, is that you better get to church and get prayed up and paid up because if I understand it correctly you ain't even running a 2 stroke OR a 4 stroke outboard. You runnin and Chevy Nova makin' two 90 degree turns through a word that puts more fear in any mariner than the word "Kraken". I don't even want to type it for fear of the bad luck it brings just mentioning it. The word is [{(< Gimbal Bearing >)}].

You need to get right brother and you need to get right soon - especially if you are running the aforementioned!!!! And when you go to the Blessing of the Fleet you better make two passes.

[gofastsandman]

Originally Posted by Terry England

Man Gillie, Being from Cal-I-fornia, you must have every CCR album John Fogerty ever made to be able to write like that. I am fluent in Cracker and I had to study it for a long while to figure out what the heck you was say'in.

But the main reason for this thesis is to caution you, as a brother, not to get the "Man of the Cloth" (Padre Frank) tangled up in these discussions. He's busy doing Gods work and he ain't got time to wade around in no 2 stroke / 4 stroke arguments with us knuckleheads! My suggestion to you, at this point, is that you better get to church and get prayed up and paid up because if I understand it correctly you ain't even running a 2 stroke OR a 4 stroke outboard. You runnin and Chevy Nova makin' two 90 degree turns through a word that puts more fear in any mariner than the word "Kraken". I don't even want to type it for fear of the bad luck it brings just mentioning it. The word is [{(< Gimbal Bearing >)}].

You need to get right brother and you need to get right soon - especially if you are running the aforementioned!!!! And when you go to the Blessing of the Fleet you better make two passes.

Last time I made two passes, they had to wire my jaw shut. A blessing for many.

I am fluent in Southern Cracker, Vt. and N.H. woodchuck, and Bert and I.

Once you go to the northeast kingdom, all bets are off. In any of the threee.

Don`t worry about the good Father. He`s a Merc. guy and equally versed on all things 2 stroke, 4 stroke, diesel, and I would imagine future fuel?

[Terry England]

Originally Posted by gofastsandman

........
I am fluent in Southern Cracker, Vt. and N.H. woodchuck.....

I can tell you this -
I've found that the only thing worse than confusing a Florida Cracker with a Georgia Cracker is to confuse a Cuban with a Puerto Rican or a 4 stroker with a 50 to 1er. In all three cases, "them are fight'in words".

[gofastsandman]

And folks think I am ADD???

[Islandtrader]

This thread has now officially gone over the edge...Please kill it before it keeps on spreading...LOL

[gofastsandman]

[QUOTE=Islandtrader;224097]This thread has now officially gone over the edge...Please kill it before it keeps on spreading...

It is getting cold here and my brain is the size of a
chestnut.

[sidelock]

Terry, someone should have warned you that its very dangerous to stand close behind those polo steeds even with those funny hard hats you all wear, but you probably don't remember what happened anyhoooo.

[NoBones]

Very happy to respond to your recent inquiry Mr. Howell
(by chance any relation to Thurston Howell III ?)

LP limits coach size at 45'
Plenty of room in the beast though!





1) Is there separate lodging near the site for our driver? Yes site 201 tent
2) Are those exotic Sailfish power boats available for rent? NO only Kayaks
3) Does the Tiki Bar at Port Carla accept Master Card? Amex Black
4) Will boats with the words Sea Craft written in cursive be excluded due
to their extremely old age? No, but they have to be Stainless Emblems
5) Can Don V make a Rob Roy with elixir?
Maybe?, Only with Bruichladdich and a maraschino cherry
6) What time does the "Hot Beach Yoga with Snookerd" class start?
5 AM sharp (spandex attire required)
7) Typically, how much are Spanglish lessons with Sandy? Free after Kazoo class though

Hopefully this clears up any concerns you may have as to our upcoming
bi-annual Florida event!

Ta ta for now.......