Port Carla

[sidelock]

Terry, someone should have warned you that its very dangerous to stand close behind those polo steeds even with those funny hard hats you all wear, but you probably don't remember what happened anyhoooo.

[NoBones]

Very happy to respond to your recent inquiry Mr. Howell
(by chance any relation to Thurston Howell III ?)

LP limits coach size at 45'
Plenty of room in the beast though!





1) Is there separate lodging near the site for our driver? Yes site 201 tent
2) Are those exotic Sailfish power boats available for rent? NO only Kayaks
3) Does the Tiki Bar at Port Carla accept Master Card? Amex Black
4) Will boats with the words Sea Craft written in cursive be excluded due
to their extremely old age? No, but they have to be Stainless Emblems
5) Can Don V make a Rob Roy with elixir?
Maybe?, Only with Bruichladdich and a maraschino cherry
6) What time does the "Hot Beach Yoga with Snookerd" class start?
5 AM sharp (spandex attire required)
7) Typically, how much are Spanglish lessons with Sandy? Free after Kazoo class though

Hopefully this clears up any concerns you may have as to our upcoming
bi-annual Florida event!

Ta ta for now.......

[Snookerd]

Let's not get our spandex panties in a bunch.......
LP will be off the the chain! All we need is a few guests from The Hull Truth's 23SC to Conch 21 thread to liven it up!