Poll: Cato Costa or Ft Desoto

[Terry England]

Originally Posted by cdavisdb

Mel would love Cabbage Key. Old Florida, very nicely redone.

Kenny, What the heck kind of brain sturgeon are ya'? Ya know Mel is an island girl and ya' got her trapped in god forsaken Ocala like a landlubber. Ya might as well carried her off to Butte Montana!

Jest plan on load'in up yur Barry White and Righteous Brothers albums on the 'ol Scepter and git one of them little cottages on Cabbage Key with the dock right off the front porch with the swing. A couple of them Cabbage key Creepers and you'll be sing'in "Little Latin Loupe Lou" like Bobby Hatfield.

You might wonder how in the heck Marshtackie knows the about the "ways of the world" like I do. You see I was a stunt man in adult movies once and then later a Sex Slave, but I escaped on a Streamliner on the Underground Railroad! I had to peel grapes along with various and assundry other tasks for Ms. Marsha - The Queen of the Nile! It was hard 'cause I had cabosil under my fingernails like any good CSC member! Now I'm just sitt'in at he depot try'in to hop a slow freight train back to where I was! Just "shell of a man" - but I still got my long pointy Seacraft, so Jump back Jack!