Why Boats are better the women

[Islandtrader]

Boats and Women...One thing that is the same...

They both cost a lot of money to ride and to maintain...LOL

[bigeasy1]

I can remember a time when I almost sold my boat(not a Seacraft) for a woman I was dating.She wanted a Corvette.
fortunantely,I came to my senses and ditched her.I did sell that boat however and bought a bigger one(boat not woman).

Unlike a woman,If my boat could talk,I doubt it would ask,
"What are you thinking right now?".

I,however do talk to my boat. Many times when the fishing is slow,I'll pat her gently and say "c'mon girl bring us to the fish" It actually works every so often.

[FLexpat]

It was explained to me a long time ago as 'pay to play';

If it flies, floats, or f...s it's gonna cost you. A lot.