My boat was bird vandalized! Suggestions?

[Terry England]

Zack, you need to clear out'a there ASAP. That place is a disaster! You got both Barney Frank and Liz (Pocahontas) Warren look'in after your interests. Gather up the family hitch up the Seacraft and ease south, Brother. Here's why -
1) We got 2' foot tides - not 18' tides
2) We got a three week Winter, when you got to wear socks wif yur flip-flops!
3) Our Sea Birds are Republicans and not Democrats so they are smart enough to only shit on Bayliners. They know they'll get a load of #7 shot if they get near a Seacraft.
4) You'er in the boat business and we boat 12 months out of the year, not three! There's lot's of boats here and we break them all the time!
5) No Income tax in Florida, it's in our constitution.
6) No. 2 place to open a business in the US (Texas beat us by just a little - but you know how they BS there)
7) Lot's of Seacraft Folks here - you'er in good company.
8) They built the Mekong River Patrol boats, just like EREBUS here in the T-Craft Factory in Melbourne. You'll be like a salmon, going home!
My family was in Boston, Mass. once, but the cleared out in the 80's (1780's). Gofastsandman, bailed out years ago too. Make a break for it before those parasites take hold. There like that flesh eat'in bacteria or some'thin!