MacRae's of Homosassa Springs on November (5)-6-7-8th, 2015

[gofastsandman]

Originally Posted by NoBones

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Ok spill.

[NoBones]

The beans ?

[DonV]

GFS and beans???? NO,NO,NO.... beans and Sandy don't mix! Please......that's why he's only allowed to sleep outside on picnic tables away from humans!!!! However, to our advantage, by doing that he keeps the mosquito population away, far away!!!

[gofastsandman]

Originally Posted by DonV

GFS and beans???? NO,NO,NO.... beans and Sandy don't mix! Please......that's why he's only allowed to sleep outside on picnic tables away from humans!!!! However, to our advantage, by doing that he keeps the mosquito population away, far away!!!

I`m not a farter, but mom was a champion. She was bringing groceries home one day. Heard the front door open and she yelled for help. She farted non stop from the front door through the office, LR , DR and all the way to the counter at the far side of the kitchen.
Maybe 12 seconds non stop.

Mom said wash your hands papa will be home soon.
I said not if he`s smart.

She giggled. Don't say a word.
I said he knows. We all do. You could get into Guinness.

[77SceptreOB]

Originally Posted by gofastsandman

I`m not a farter, but mom was a champion. She was bringing groceries home one day. Heard the front door open and she yelled for help. She farted non stop from the front door through the office, LR , DR and all the way to the counter at the far side of the kitchen.
Maybe 12 seconds non stop.

Mom said wash your hands papa will be home soon.
I said not if he`s smart.

She giggled. Don't say a word.
I said he knows. We all do. You could get into Guinness.

You know the old saying "Acorns don't fall far from the tree..."

[Terry England]

Originally Posted by 77SceptreOB

You know the old saying "Acorns don't fall far from the tree..."

According to Donny, Sandy must have gotten some of his Mom's chromosomes! It's all good, Sandy will get along just fine with the full band width of locals from the Gator that tried to take the bumper off the Crown Victoria to the Wash Board player at Neon Leon's and the oyster shucker at the Freezer, he knows no boundries in his friendships. If he had really high standards, he wouldn't be hanging with us knuckleheads! -

Also, please note that I secured the "Gator Den" which is a converted conference room at MacRae's so we have a place to "Par - tie". I am willing to surrender it to Kmoose because, I know he likes his "elbow room". We can fit in a hotel room. I'm kinda fat but that Marsha is compact - she's like the Mazda Miata of women. Well, maybe more like a CX-7 now. But she's a sport model because she put's up wif my shenanigans.

[kmoose]

Originally Posted by Terry England

According to Donny, Sandy must have gotten some of his Mom's chromosomes! It's all good, Sandy will get along just fine with the full band width of locals from the Gator that tried to take the bumper off the Crown Victoria to the Wash Board player at Neon Leon's and the oyster shucker at the Freezer, he knows no boundries in his friendships. If he had really high standards, he wouldn't be hanging with us knuckleheads! -

Also, please note that I secured the "Gator Den" which is a converted conference room at MacRae's so we have a place to "Par - tie". I am willing to surrender it to Kmoose because, I know he likes his "elbow room". We can fit in a hotel room. I'm kinda fat but that Marsha is compact - she's like the Mazda Miata of women. Well, maybe more like a CX-7 now. But she's a sport model because she put's up wif my shenanigans.

Still working on the logistics.... Mel is waiting for vacation approval and I am too. Should know something soon.

[NoBones]

Originally Posted by Terry England

According to Donny, Sandy must have gotten some of his Mom's chromosomes!

Only if it was a live birthing after artificial insemination...
We may never know if GFS was a "Jurassic Park" science project that went bad..

Sandy, you know we all love you...
Somebody has to take the brunt once in a while with our group ..

Guess I will have what's coming to me for this one

[gofastsandman]

Originally Posted by Terry England

According to Donny, Sandy must have gotten some of his Mom's chromosomes! It's all good, Sandy will get along just fine with the full band width of locals from the Gator that tried to take the bumper off the Crown Victoria to the Wash Board player at Neon Leon's and the oyster shucker at the Freezer, he knows no boundries in his friendships. If he had really high standards, he wouldn't be hanging with us knuckleheads! -

Also, please note that I secured the "Gator Den" which is a converted conference room at MacRae's so we have a place to "Par - tie". I am willing to surrender it to Kmoose because, I know he likes his "elbow room". We can fit in a hotel room. I'm kinda fat but that Marsha is compact - she's like the Mazda Miata of women. Well, maybe more like a CX-7 now. But she's a sport model because she put's up wif my shenanigans.

When I was 13 Papa said I want to talk to you this weekend after the teacher`s meetings.
About what? I finally had teachers who thought as I did. Was this going to be the sex talk?
I was afraid. Very afraid. I was imagining my parental units having sex and explaining this to me! Where are my welding goggles?

Papa caught me by surprise. He said you have a wonderful gift. Whaaaat???
He said you treat everyone as a friend no matter where they may have come from.
He said you are equally at ease with heads of state and folks who sweat for a living.

I spent the night trying to figure out what he had said. Love you Papa.

Fly on my friend.