"THE VORTEX"

[Briguy]

Can one be made to fit my wife's mouth? [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

I can just see the billboard now:

Trouble watching the Football Game?
Tired of mindless pillowtalk after sex?
Annoyed by countless interruptions?
Frustrated with honeydo lists while trying to read Florida Sportsman durinig dinner?

Install Fellow-Ships "Vortex for women" [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] , you won't be dissappointed. Listen to satisfied fellow "Vortex" user "Jason*" after installing the "Vortex". "Wow, I couldn't believe it, after 12 years of constant earaches, now I finally have peace and quite in the house" I havn't heard a peep out of her in weeks." "Jason's* "friend" "John*" said "Jason*" has since lost 10 pounds and looks younger too!

Try it today, it will improve your boating life!
*names changed to protect the innocent.